We recently carried out a bathroom installation for a friend who was desperate to get rid of their old bathroom that they had inherited from the previous homeowner. Tim sent a little verse before the job started (we think stick to the day job!)
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“Are you all excited, or just dreading the inconvenience?
Well never fear, Bathrooms by Timothy Michael are near!

Whether your living with a bathroom that resembles a mouldy cave,
or cooking in a kitchen that’s not fit for a slave….
We have the skill to give you a thrill,
The service that matters, the customer comments that flatter.

Did you know all the fitters are fit, but non quite as handsome as the boss. Maybe in your case you just don’t give a toss?
This is just a quick email to let you know that we’ve got it all, SO Monday morning at 8 we will call

Have a nice weekend!”